Leaving my Mark on the world.: June 2009

Why does stuff like this make me laugh? Totally cracked me up.

Favorite Quotes

If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have $1.00.
The dodo died. Then Dodi died, Di died and Dando died... Dido must be scared to death.
Give some people an inch, and they think they are rulers.
Floggings will continue until morale improves.
Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.
Dyslexics of the world, UNTIE!
Constant change is here to stay.
As long as I can remember, I've had amnesia.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
All I want is a warm bed, a kind word, and unlimited power.

What seems to be

That which you tolerate, you encourage.
Break a rule before you break a heart.
Don't believe everything you hear.
Men learn from experience that men never learn from experience.
Enmity is the result of unmet expectations.
Its easier to be a fan than to do the work.
The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.
The rooster is king of his dungill.
God > Family > Work > Church
Everyone wants a cabin in Babylon.
People are the authors of almost every issue they complain about.
The hook is always baited with a woman.
If you can't find happiness in marraige, you probably won't find happiness anywhere.
The best way to show your kids authority, is to control your temper.
You knew what I was when you picked me up.
Its almost always better to have too much than too little.
Never tackle an issue through email.

Leaving my Mark on the world.