Leaving my Mark on the world.: XBox Commercial

Monday, March 31, 2008

Just once, I want to be in this situation...

MARIE said...: That is HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!; April 1, 2008 at 7:24 AM
Sadie said...: oh my gosh. That was too funny. I wasn't expecting that at all. Okay, memorial day, lets do it. ;); April 1, 2008 at 6:10 PM
Kristin said...: LOL That's just great!; April 1, 2008 at 9:44 PM
Benjamin said...: Hmmm... i think for Christmas next year we should go to the church and play imaginary hand guns instead of dart guns:); April 2, 2008 at 12:07 PM
the Flammers said...: Markus Lyman, you have got to be the weirdest man on the planet. I was trying to look for ways to do 'normal' contact like an email address or something, but I figure there might be a chance you read this blog sometime in the near future. This is Flammer just in case you were wondering. If you get a sec drop a line. May the schwarz be with you.; April 3, 2008 at 6:48 PM
Anonymous said...: "Seriousry..."; April 17, 2008 at 8:51 AM

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