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Thursday, April 16, 2009

Joke



For some reason, this joke totally caught me off-guard today, and gave me a good laugh.

"Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are un-aware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative."

Posted by Mark Lyman at 1:55 PM

1 comment:

MOM said...

I can just see you chuckling over that one . . . .

April 17, 2009 at 2:57 PM

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