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Saturday, September 9, 2006

Peoples Opinions - The Perfect Solution

I feel like I have been bombarded with peoples opinions lately. At work, at home, on the way home, at church, on the radio, on the TV, on walks, EVERYWHERE. Every facet of my life, every nook and cranny, EVER SINGLE FIBER OF MY EXISTENCE, is filled with other's opinions. How I raise my kids, what cars I drive, how many pets I should have, how many trees I need, how much I should water my lawn, the price of gas, how early I should wake up, how much I should get paid, how much I eat, my marraige, my family, my beliefs and morals, my job, my weight, my hair, my websites, how I spend my money, and on and on and on.

So this is what I think I should do from now on. I am going to make a book and keep track of every single opinion that someone has about me. I will name the book "The Most Important Opinions EVER period!". It will probably be a few hundred pages. Then when someone comes up to me and says "I think you should do this instead of that". Im going to look them straight in the eye and say with the utmost sincerity "Your opinion is VERY VERY important to me. Therefore, Im going to write it down at the very end of this large large large large large large large large book of opinions, and as soon as I have a chance, I will start at the first opinion, and when I get to yours, I will come find you so we can discuss its place and value in my life".

I think this will work out very well. It will let people know that I truly do value their opinion, *keeps a straight face* and it will allow me to consider it when I feel I need an opinion to help me chart my next step in life.

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