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Saturday, March 10, 2007

Sign at the DMV

I went to the DMV to register our red car, and I saw the funniest sign at the ladies desk. It read:

"I'm smiling because I'm visualizing myself taping your mouth shut with duct tape."

It made me laugh - and it was probably not too far from the truth.
Posted by Mark Lyman at 12:52 PM

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