In the Court Room

These are alleged actual quotes from court rooms. - I saw them and it made me think of the atmosphere poor Riki is forced to work in.

Attorney: "What is your date of birth?"
Witness: "July 15th."
Attorney: "What year?"
Witness: "Every year."

Attorney: "All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?"
Witness: "Oral."

Attorney: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
Witness: "No."
Attorney: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
Witness: "No."
Attorney: "Did you check for breathing?"
Witness: "No."
Attorney: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
Witness: "No."
Attorney: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
Attorney: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
Witness: "It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."