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Monday, April 28, 2008

Favorite Quotes

Here is a collection of some of my favorite quotes. Too bad I can't remember these at the right time.
  • As I said before, I never repeat myself.
  • All I want is a warm bed, a kind word, and unlimited power.
  • Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
  • As long as I can remember, I've had amnesia.
  • Constant change is here to stay.
  • Expecting the unexpected makes the unexpected become the expected.
  • Dyslexics of the world, untie!
  • Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.
  • Floggings will continue until morale improves.
  • Give some people an inch, and they think they are rulers.
  • The dodo died. Then Dodi died, Di died and Dando died... Dido must be scared to death.


dalyman said...

How about "I'm pregnant, not blind."

MARIE said...

I AM SO LAUGHING OUT LOUD!!! I am positive I'm going to have to steal those and put them on my blog.

Anonymous said...

pretty funny i needed to laugh today i've had a bad thanks :)i'm stealing these for my paper thanks again

colieee <3
wow a little late ... just had to say something