Epic Quote

That which you tolerate, you encourage.

Favorite Quotes

Here is a collection of some of my favorite quotes. Too bad I can't remember these at the right time.

• As I said before, I never repeat myself.
• All I want is a warm bed, a kind word, and unlimited power.
• Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
• As long as I can remember, I've had amnesia.
• Constant change is here to stay.
• Expecting the unexpected makes the unexpected become the expected.
• Dyslexics of the world, untie!
• Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid.
• Floggings will continue until morale improves.
• Give some people an inch, and they think they are rulers.
• The dodo died. Then Dodi died, Di died and Dando died... Dido must be scared to death.

Stupid Pencil Maker

Some dummy built this pencil wrong--
The eraser's down here where the point belongs.
And the point's at the top--so its no good to me.
Its amazing how stupid some people can be.

-Shel Silverstein